The Most Boring Sleep App in the World
Boring you to sleep, one monotone word at a time
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✨ 3 Free Tracks • No Credit Card Required

Can't Sleep? You're Not Alone.

Millions struggle to fall asleep every night. Your brain won't shut off. Meditation apps are too stimulating. White noise isn't enough. You need something so incredibly boring that sleep becomes inevitable.

50M+
Adults struggle with sleep
30+min
Time insomniacs take to fall asleep
100%
Boringly effective

How Borify Works

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Choose Your Boredom

Select from tax codes, paint drying commentary, insurance policies, and more thrillingly dull content.

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Monotone Narration

Our carefully crafted monotone voice drones on endlessly with zero emotion or excitement.

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Fall Asleep Fast

Your brain gives up trying to stay interested. Sleep happens naturally. Wake up refreshed.

Boring Content Library

Paint Drying - A Multi-Sensory Exploration

Experience every thrilling moment as we observe paint transitioning from wet to dry. A mesmerizing 34-minute journey into the world of drying pigments.

FREE - 34 MINS

The Art and Science of Waiting For Elevators

A comprehensive examination of elevator waiting behaviors, button psychology, and the subtle art of patient anticipation. Utterly captivating.

FREE - 34 MINS

The Lifecycle and Migration Patterns of Dust Bunnies

An in-depth study of dust accumulation, movement patterns under furniture, and the fascinating ecology of household dust aggregations.

FREE - 35 MINS

Insurance Policy Terms

Complete reading of a comprehensive auto insurance policy, including all riders and exclusions. Coming soon.

PREMIUM - COMING SOON

The History of Beige

An exhaustive chronological account of the color beige through human civilization. Coming soon.

PREMIUM - COMING SOON

Terms & Conditions Reading

Verbatim recitation of software terms of service agreements. Every single clause. Coming soon.

PREMIUM - COMING SOON

Simple, Boring Pricing

Free
$0
Forever
  • 3 boring tracks
  • 30-35 minutes per track
  • Basic voice settings
  • Bore-O-Meter™
MOST POPULAR
Premium
$3.99
per month
  • All boring tracks
  • Around 8 hours per track
  • Custom voice settings
  • Ambient sound mixing
  • Sleep timer
  • No ads
  • New content monthly
Annual
$29.99
per year (save 37%)
  • Everything in Premium
  • Priority support
  • Early access to new tracks
  • Exclusive content

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Help Us Make Borify More Boring

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Frequently Asked Questions

How does Borify actually work?
Borify uses scientifically boring content narrated in the most monotone voice possible. Unlike meditation apps that require focus, Borify deliberately offers nothing interesting to focus on, allowing your mind to naturally drift into sleep.
Is this better than white noise or meditation apps?
Many people find that white noise isn't engaging enough, while meditation apps require too much active participation. Borify hits the sweet spot: just interesting enough to listen to, but too boring to keep you awake.
What devices does Borify work on?
Borify works on iOS and Android phones, tablets, and computers (Mac, Windows, Linux). Simply visit borifyme.com in your web browser. No app download required!
Can I try before I buy?
Absolutely! We offer 3 free tracks (30+ minutes each) with no credit card required. Try it tonight and see if our boring content helps you fall asleep faster.
What's your refund policy?
You can cancel your subscription anytime - your access continues until the end of your current billing period. We don't offer refunds on completed billing cycles, which is why we encourage everyone to try the free version first to ensure it works for you.
How long are the full-length tracks?
Premium tracks run 8-10 hours, long enough for a full night's sleep. Free tracks are limited to 1 hour so you can try before you buy.
When will Borify launch?
We're launching soon! Join the waitlist above to be notified the moment we go live and get early access.